January 6, 2009

“Friendly Fire:” DEFINITION FOR A NEW WORLD ORDER

Press Release:

Today Israel announced that Hamas is using heavily armed Israeli soldiers as human shields.

Israeli Defense minister Ehud “Heydude” Barak (everybody gets a nickname) claimed that Hamas deliberately operates in areas that are thickly infested with heavily armed Israeli military personnel who are actively engaged in massive attacks on them.

He said Israeli soldiers are more likely to be killed by their own “friendly fire” if they are in areas that are densely populated with other Israeli soldiers.

Barak claims the killing of Israeli soldiers by Israeli soldiers is a deliberate strategy of Hamas since it “makes Israel look bad.”

Definitions For A New World Order. takebackourlanguage.com, 2009

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